Karmelpoppy

mbamala:

No chill lmao

mbamala:

No chill lmao

combatskirt:

petition to make ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ a white card in cards against humanity

(via guy)

“Parents: “Your room is a mess.”
Me: “You should see my life.””
Chattiest (via chattiest)

recklesspatti:

My Dad be like:

via Vine

nonconcept:

Glen Lake Tower, Michigan, USA by Balance Associates. (Photography: Steve Keating)

(Source: archdaily.com)

gjume:

this is the best vine there are 5 top vines and this is the first 1

(Source: vinesnow, via rosaparking)

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

(Source: sharhk, via officialalltimelow)

radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

(via officialalltimelow)

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via pretend-theres-no-world-outside)